Zhmerinka

26 November 2009 04:00 | The German Liff | Permalink

Smearing your lipstick when your partner accidentally jogs your arm.
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(Okay, this one is really The Russian Liff, but it was too good to let go. Maybe we'll have an international version in any case...)

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Münster

26 November 2009 03:59 | The German Liff | Permalink

An inhabitant of Munich on steroids.
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Unterammergau

26 November 2009 03:57 | The German Liff | Permalink

Clasping an opponent's balls during an arm-wrestling match.
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Oberammergau

26 November 2009 03:56 | The German Liff | Permalink

The ear-piercing cry of a professional arm-wrestler upon losing the world championship.
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Barby

26 November 2009 03:55 | The German Liff | Permalink

A pub next to a the practice of a cosmetic surgeon.
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Bayreuth

26 November 2009 03:54 | The German Liff | Permalink

Advertisements by ancient Biblical slave merchants.
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Cottbus

26 November 2009 03:53 | The German Liff | Permalink

Overnight transport carrying football fans home from an away match.
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Spreewald

26 November 2009 03:52 | The German Liff | Permalink

Incontinence.
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Unterhachingen

26 November 2009 03:51 | The German Liff | Permalink

Persistent and vicious fouling by Bavarian football players.
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Mainz

26 November 2009 03:50 | The German Liff | Permalink

Obsessively sewing name-tags into clothing, especially single socks.
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