Münster
An inhabitant of Munich on steroids.
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Unterammergau
Clasping an opponent's balls during an arm-wrestling match.
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Oberammergau
The ear-piercing cry of a professional arm-wrestler upon losing the world championship.
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Barby
A pub next to a the practice of a cosmetic surgeon.
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Bayreuth
Advertisements by ancient Biblical slave merchants.
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Cottbus
Overnight transport carrying football fans home from an away match.
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Unterhachingen
Persistent and vicious fouling by Bavarian football players.
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Mainz
Obsessively sewing name-tags into clothing, especially single socks.
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Hamm
Completely unfounded suspicions of swine flu; a form of hypochondria.
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