tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31187998926086389042011-07-28T16:09:58.321-07:00mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-54108863563649261152009-11-26T15:59:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:09:03.314-08:00An inhabitant of Munich on steroids.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-5410886356364926115?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-35967954794924554922009-11-26T15:57:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:09:02.562-08:00Clasping an opponent's balls during an arm-wrestling match.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-3596795479492455492?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-72299860255012888532009-11-26T15:56:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:09:01.693-08:00The ear-piercing cry of a professional arm-wrestler upon losing the world championship.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-7229986025501288853?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-62367105862015662972009-11-26T15:55:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:09:01.025-08:00A pub next to a the practice of a cosmetic surgeon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-6236710586201566297?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-448253769409174972009-11-26T15:54:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:09:00.410-08:00Advertisements by ancient Biblical slave merchants.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-44825376940917497?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-73159105956060484212009-11-26T15:53:00.000-08:002009-11-27T01:03:44.888-08:00Overnight transport carrying football fans home from an away match.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-7315910595606048421?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-57299492121195846192009-11-26T15:52:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:08:58.891-08:00Incontinence.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-5729949212119584619?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-35105641846232416422009-11-26T15:51:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:08:58.160-08:00Persistent and vicious fouling by Bavarian football players.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-3510564184623241642?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-37963503387550535942009-11-26T15:50:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:08:57.326-08:00Obsessively sewing name-tags into clothing, especially single socks.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-3796350338755053594?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-40831553533028887962009-11-26T15:49:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:08:56.601-08:00Completely unfounded suspicions of swine flu; a form of hypochondria.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-4083155353302888796?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-38814836354290286272009-11-26T15:48:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:08:55.912-08:00Collapsing unceremoniously on a table while drunk and moshing to Deep Purple.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-3881483635429028627?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-20565453837914224822009-11-26T15:47:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:08:55.218-08:00Spending so long in the bath that your entire body becomes pruned.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-2056545383791422482?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-64251733870853700352009-11-26T15:46:00.001-08:002009-11-26T16:08:54.436-08:00A home for retired grand masters.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-6425173387085370035?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-34422844558892281442009-11-26T15:46:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:08:53.591-08:00A partner who one is completely unable to get rid of.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-3442284455889228144?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-55124298985232725162009-11-26T15:45:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:08:52.824-08:00Fear of underground railways.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-5512429898523272516?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-87716022296881795282009-11-26T15:44:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:08:51.967-08:00The breaking of wind at the exact moment of proposing to your future spouse.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-8771602229688179528?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-69850580386539158822009-11-26T15:41:00.000-08:002009-11-26T16:13:13.456-08:00The uncontrollable need to relieve oneself when no public convenience is in sight, and being extremely upset about it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-6985058038653915882?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-877468744886610212009-09-03T00:28:00.000-07:002009-11-26T16:08:51.099-08:00The inability to find a website because one continuously misspell the address.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-87746874488661021?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936813510889116244noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-54732177568978737472009-09-03T00:20:00.000-07:002009-11-26T16:08:50.313-08:00Of mothers or other female relatives who insist on checking to see if you have washed behind your ears even when you are over thirty years old.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-5473217756897873747?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936813510889116244noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-87435789143306262842009-09-02T06:27:00.001-07:002009-09-02T06:53:41.071-07:00The fact that it will rain on the day you leave your umbrella at home after some <a href="index.php" rel="self" title="News:Gera">geras</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-8743578914330626284?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-14785266515237756452009-09-02T06:27:00.000-07:002009-09-02T06:53:40.059-07:00A day when it doesn't rain because you took an umbrella with you.<br /><br />See also:<br />- <a href="index.php" rel="self" title="News:Jena">Jena</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-1478526651523775645?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-52785332539877808322009-09-02T06:26:00.000-07:002009-09-02T06:53:38.930-07:00Talking glorious crap.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-5278533253987780832?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-33452839021903104762009-09-02T06:25:00.001-07:002009-09-02T06:53:38.202-07:00Eating food that you don't like but are too embarrassed to refuse.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-3345283902190310476?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-48863412932585594922009-09-02T06:25:00.000-07:002009-09-02T06:53:37.314-07:00The violation of a proctologist.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-4886341293258559492?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3118799892608638904.post-7620849198370108742009-09-02T06:24:00.000-07:002009-09-02T06:53:36.292-07:00The act of taking comedy too seriously.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3118799892608638904-762084919837010874?l=mvdi-madgeburg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjharperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07172625523747040885noreply@blogger.com0